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Disguise of every sort may be his abhorrence, but the title character does become disguised in Mr. Darcy Takes the Plunge.



The first Jane Austen fan-fiction I wrote had a scene with a hung-over Darcy.  It was a gender-reversal story based on Pride and Prejudice, so the character was actually named William Bennet; but that’s beside the point.

The point is that a brief scene in Mr. Darcy Takes the Plunge features our beloved title character ... drunk ... or, as they say in Regency slang: ... a trifle disguised, ape-drunk, with malt above water, bosky, eaten Hull cheese, jug bitten, properly shot in the neck, in his cups, dipping rather deep, drunk as a wheelbarrow, foxed, half-sprung, making indentures, on the cut, tap-hackled, top heavy.

Now, some Austen fans may protest such treatment of the proud, prim, and proper Mr. Darcy.  Yet making indentures was a big part of life for young, and not so young, Regency gentlemen who had too much time on their hands.  Idle hands are the devil’s workshop, or playthings, or playground, or tools, or work, or whatever.

Anyway, in my opinion, there’s just something comical, and perhaps also a bit endearing, about the very staid, straight, and stodgy Mr. Darcy getting jug bitten and loosening up a bit.

As I said, it’s just a brief scene; but I admit it usually makes me smile even though I’ve read through it umpteen times by now.  It apparently entertained readers when the original version was posted on-line.  Here are a couple of their comments:  

“In the 12 years that I have read JAFF, I have read some very entertaining stories; but, my dear, this has the #1 all-time ... best hilarious drunk Darcy ...”  (Marg)

“Okay, that was like the best drunk Darcy EVER!!!  (KarenA)

So, if you read my book, I hope you’ll enjoy the scene in which Ellis Fleming visits White’s and encounters an inarticulate and trifle-disguised Darcy drinking and dipping deeply.

Cheers!



 
 

Top 10 
Reasons to Read
Mr. Darcy Takes the Plunge



10.  Healthy, wealthy, and wise-cracking characters
9.  Children who say the darndest things
8.  Artful alliterations
7.  Prestigious Pemberley
6.  Precious pets
5.  Pretentious puns
4.  Regency slang
3.  Fitzwilliam Darcy
2.  Drunk Fitzwilliam Darcy
1.  Wet Fitzwilliam Darcy




 
 
Mr. Darcy Takes the Plunge
is a pun-filled tale featuring Jane Austen's 
Pride and Prejudice characters
with some
added or addled,
missing or missish,
modified or mortified,
healthier, wealthier, or wiser


SUMMARY:  It all started on a Summery day ...

Impeccable comportment is mandatory in Regency England, a society governed by strict rules of conduct.  Perfectionist Fitzwilliam Darcy, heir to an august ancestral estate, is the epitome of an unimpeachable gentleman.  Our hero’s immaculate image is somewhat tarnished when he and his handsome traveling companions arrive, hot and sweaty, at Pemberley and decide to take a fateful plunge into a scummy pond. An embarrassing encounter on the estate’s lawn leaves a long-lasting impression on Jane and Elizabeth Bennet, who are new acquaintances of Georgiana and Anna Darcy. With both families in London for the Little Season, Darcy finds himself thrown again into the path of perky, pretty Elizabeth Bennet; but a handsome army officer just might blockade further advances.


This Regency-era romantic comedy is a lighthearted adaptation of Pride and Prejudice, featuring a softer, sweeter, sillier side of Jane Austen’s beloved characters. 

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